love how google fills in search terms for you, today for example, i ran a query for "why do girls get t"
and google finished it w/ "ramp stamps."
I felt less weird knowing others had searched this before me.
well when mom kept referring to my "black hole of a vagina" and how i devoured all the nuts at the party like i was a pro, i figured my stay was up.
i'm satisfied with the level of pretty that his new girlfriend isn't.
It's a special occasion. Hence the 151.
okay, please tell me Cammy is the one who put the picture and note on my desk saying "beat off to this homeboy"
One day. I will touch his hair. I'm curious if it'll be like a soft cloud.
I walked into your room and you had fallen asleep smoking a cigarette. You just had the butt in your mouth with ash all over your face.
He pulled the pencil out of my leg and then we fucked. It felt sorta like pulp fiction in reverse.
Not remembering where I left my grinder before vacation #stonerproblems
Someone should make a valentines day card that says "I like the way you continuously consume thc with no concept of a limit other than drug supply" Because I'd send that to you.
I have a 8 minute video of a fish tank on my phone.
We need to stop going to pet stores high.
I refuse to answer that question on the grounds that it may incriminate me
What do I do with all this pork broth? I can't waste it.
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i'm in a very strange mood rn i'm listening to bruno mars??? am i ok????
Did you just affectionately call me a scrotum?
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