I just used Master P to describe what sound the letter U makes to my daughter...
We even fucked WHILE he was making me breakfast in bed.
Ketchup is God's man juice
I sent her a Relationship Request on Facebook last night, she accepted and we fucked.. I changed my Relationship Status to Single, I think she'll get the point
Let's go free Charlie Sheen and party with him
I am undressing in in n out. They migit ca5l security. Are you provn d6 me?
OH MY GOD. SO PROUD.
Honestly, I've had enough of his asshole to last me the new year.
Please tell me you're talking about his personality.
I also think about what hot dudes penises are gonna look like when theyre 80 and it's not pretty
I just got invited to party with a bunch of elderly lesbians I am in no position to offer life advice
YOU KNOW BRAZILIAN BOYS ARE MY WEAKNESS
Is it a bad thing that I've made out with everybody I work with?
She had like a side ponytail and hoop earrings though. And legwarmers. Like a horrible 80s nightmare. Don't drink and dream, dude.
I think I passed out drunk at my own jewelry party
Only the sound of Friends and my gulping of wine are masking the sounds of my roommate getting laid
So I considered mediating this morning and instead I master-bated...same thing right?
Randomize
