She just asked to stimulate my prostate, man law requires you come pick me up
dude she licked ball and has every Are you afraid of the dark episode on dvd
lock that shit down
Watching marley and me... this girls got me whipped man
my entire walk over here no one looked in my eyes. Period Boobs are BAACKKK.
I should take him calling me "a freak of nature" after sex as a compliment, right??
i'm satisfied with the level of pretty that his new girlfriend isn't.
She. Own s my pussycat. Roxk it like. The sun hitting the horizon
Just called a girl a cunt over peanuts. I think we both know it wasn't just about the peanuts.
I found them. Thank God. Now I'm gonna have to take a Xanax for the panic attack I almost had trying to find my Xanax.
Seriously, fuck work.
uh yea I'm curled up in the trunk of my car
All I'm saying is the next time I see him naked, there better be something in it for me that doesn't end in bailing him out of jail.
if anyone knows where my shirt is please let me know and if you know why I don't have my own shirt please also let me know. also do any of you know why I'm missing a bra wire?
You have better ratings than Crest. Only 4/5 dentists recommend it. You have 8/9 recommendation for your blowjob skills.
we are not taking body shots with the irish cream
I didn't know I was invited to an orgy.
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