Only a mothe r could love this liver
i think i just saw hanson at the grocery store. one might have been a girl. hard to tell. lets call that one taylor.
I am not sure how to feel about the fact that I was turned on by someone with a penis. I can't believe Lady Gaga would do this to me. :(
You got so drunk you kept singing the Sailor Moon theme song and kept making everyone call you Sailor Venus.
And then she said we stopped for a train and i tried crawling out the back window.. again, i dont remember this.
apparently he thought telling me 'the weasel wants to come out to play' would somehow convince me to go down on him
thanks so much for stopping me from telling him i want to have sex with him while i proceeded to hookup with the air.
I'm. Arresyed bur sierra ue obbe of mt vet friends. I hope we can tyajk ane gwt ob the same page. Ur aweaome ttyl.
I cant be sure, but i think ive been drunk in this church before.
If you can find a Canadian Lesbian to have pity sex with me, let me know.
He just kept repeating "not with an octopus" over and over for hours. Soooooo Porn Dare was a succes.
If you really loved me, you'd support my weed habit.
As the person who squeezed you out of my vagina, the answer is no.
I WANT PIZZA BUT I ALSO WANT SELF ESTEEM
BUT LIKE WHO AM I TO EVER CARE ABOUT SELF ESTEEM
It will pretty much be equal to the feeling I had when you let me hold your dick while you were peeing, or when I graduated high school!
I just gave my boss a blowjob. underneath his desk at work. that promotion is mine!
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