o shit let me call u back theres a hamburger in my pocket
Did yall have sex?
Well we both woke up naked and there was a condom wrapper on the floor, but I don't remember so does that count?
Def not... that's how I managed to keep my number under 10 for all of college- If you don't remember, it didn't happen
I just took the soap out of the bathroom and hid it... this way I could see if she would say anything. you know, to see how clean she was
woke up rolled in a yoga mat listening to enya. I'm never going back to Oregon ever again.
My bra broke.... so I Macguyvered that shit together with floss
Having skype sex with him in the lounge at 1:45am...THIS IS WHAT HE DOES TO ME
It was actually pretty good. His cock is as fat as the rest of him and I took out my contacts so I couldn't see him clearly.
I been sleeping but occasionally wake up feeling like tiny elves are in my throat ripping my esophagus to shreds with their bare hands.
Somehow, you made that sound extremely magical and not at all painful.
Huh. I think I went to highschool with the hooker my neighbor just brought home.
i can feel the knowledge leaking out of my brain
replace it with alcohol - nature abhors a vacuum
First thing on my "to do" list- get sober for community service.
I seriously think I got run over last night.. My sides are bruised and I got a ride home in the limo from the office.
They need to leave so I can start drinking shamefully.
Well he's a 33 year old furniture salesman that picked up at 19 year old buying a bedroom set for her room. I can see how that would be awkward
She squirted. We were both surprised. I'm that good.
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