She's thinkin about havin beer pong at her reception... She's walkin a fine line between trashy and the best idea ever
I'm walking down the street with a Starbucks in one hand and a flask in the other. People seem to have a staring problem
In hindsight buying the pill crusher with my vicodin prescription might have been too much.
Whatevss it will be funn .. Hopefully no one projectile vomits on the wall again.. Its kinda become a tradition though
And at least you didn't have a dinner of Ranch Pringles and Double Stuff Oreos. I forgot that part of being single.
Because he's your one night stand I shouldn't feel obligated to extend social media to him
We were in the hot tub...he ate the pizza pocket directly out of my mouth
I knew as soon as he opened a beer with his teeth to shotgun it that I was going to sleep with him. I'm never going home.
We had sex in the bathroom. Good sex. Toilet breaking sex.
We proceeded to buy tattoos from the dollar store and interpretive dance to of monsters and men, it's safe to say he's my new fuck buddy
Day drinking! Today! (tomorrow too!) Our place! Whenever you get off work! Ready go!
Where are you in relation to the mariatchi band?
So I'm sitting here baked on a bridge thinking about how plants think, I miss you so much
Thanksgiving day drinking ended up with me in a shopping cart screaming where are the bitches and condoms. I'd say it went well.
Currently tripping balls and watching Pink Floyd the wall and I'm crying during it. If this isn't a self realization then I don't know what to tell you.
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