So its not gay if you have sex with another woman and its academic
so what if I'm having sex with a woman for recreation?
Thats gay
Fuck. I have a girl here waiting on me in my room! I told her I was going to get a drink of water... I'm in the bathroom taking a dump... I have mudd butt bad... There's NO toilet paper!!
they were just spraying pledge on themselves and calling it lemon cologne.
haha I love it when I find out that girls who were mean to me in middle school are now some random dude's baby mama. thanks, facebook.
She is going down in cock block history. He went in to kiss me and she threw her hand between our faces and yelled "DENIED!"
My wrist bandage is guacamole stained. What an accurate representation of my life as a whole
I was passed out in a dog food bowl tor two hours. Just tapped my dinner beer. I love homecoming.
Fun fact of the day: Our cat does not like rum.
My dad, when he got home and saw me loading a bowl in the living room: "We have TWO beautiful balconies to get high on and you pick the couch?!"
She waited 7 months to break out her comicon costumes. I was only mad it took her so long. I fucked an elf last night and strawberry shortcake the night before!
Let me tell you how my drug dealer wants me to take his girlfriends little sister to jr prom
Summer bikini season begins today. I hereby declare the commencement of the 2013 HUNT FOR CUNT.
He's not put together enough to have that big of a dick
Could be all of this cough syrup, but I’m ready to fuck 2018 up!
Is it uncouth to masturbate the night before a gyno appointment?
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