walkin home..,.jsut saw the cheshire cat
watch out for the queen of hearts
fuucck i forgot ab her
i'm really high, and this is sooooooooooo important. how many frosties does it take to fill a bathtub?
I just realized i came back home with my lei that one night. How do i forget my bra but remember my lei?
my head hurts. i need an adult
and not like a cool parent adult. like a full fledged party pooper grandparent adult
I barely even remember him. He is just a distant beard in my past.
Yeah you insisted everyone watch Space Jam at 2 in the morning then you cried the whole way through it. You were the very worst kind of drunk.
Well that's the thing. He does want to take me out... To a strip club. I see this going down a very bad road but you know I'm going to go.
He cried & told me I reminded him off his mother. I don't want to talk about it. I want to drink about it.
Guess who isn't pregnant with a random sex ocean baby?!?!
If it makes you feel any better they literally are drinking alcohol out of a toilet. They are serving drinks out of a nasty ass toilet...!
Also that boy who jizzed in me wearing Cowboy boots and a plaid shirt snapped me at 4 am and said "I owe you a dinner. Sorry"
Nothing says Happy Thanksgiving like running into your ex boyfriend at the liquor store at 3 in the afternoon.
He was out clubbing with his SON. WHY did you let me KISS HIM? Also WHERE WAS HIS SON?!
Fuck you bitch. You're married. You got a live-in dick at home for your needs. I still gotta surf this shitty town's bars for cock
Sextember may be over, but Cocktober is just beginning!!!
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