I think getting shot is the thing to do in Brooklyn
dude i dont realllllly have to fuck her do i? its just a mess down there and i think im gonna cry
do you know your status is "goal for vegas: hook up with a girl AND a boy"?
and THATS why i'm not adding my mom on facebook
I'd give my left nut to see you
don't do that. I like the set
i saw a stretcher and literally ran around for 10 minutes telling people it wasnt for me
Now you know for the next time you go in the basement to wear a helmet
i'm sitting in class and looking at who would die if all the fans suddenly fell from the ceiling. i guess i have next year to pass history..
Lets go hit some boners bro!
I appreciate the acceptance and inclusion, but that's not how we gay men talk.
Also I like this area. Lots of places for me to get tacos.
I fell down the stairs while taking the dog out last night. I was laying there with the dog licking me face and my neighbor just stepped over me
She's on her period. You don't know what fear is.
The last thing I searched on my phone was "leave in conditioner on cats." This is where my life is.
LOOK AT MY ASS AND LEGS IN THIS SKIRT. I KNOW ALL THE BEST HIDING SPOTS IN THIS BUILDING. AND I OFFER TEQUILA.
Idk I've taught my 18 month old how to say nipple so kids aren't all bad
You're the only person I know who's experienced a micropenis and a magnum XL penis
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