Do you ever look back at facebook pics and say, "are those really guys I had sex with?"
Also, just saw a homeless man answer a phone call on a blackberry...
Tell me the dirtiest joke you know
Sarah Palin
god, I love you
If we went to a costume party as Batman and Robin I would go as Robin, that's how much you mean to me
A piece of cheeseburger just fell between my tits. Consider this a "wish you were here" postcard.
We got three kegs and a backhoe. Now taking bets on what charges we end up getting arrested for. Will need bail money.
remember that guy i blew in a bathroom in barcelona, i just blew him again in rome. lightning does strike twice.
We had three bowls going. It was a tri-bowl tournament. Harry potter shit.
I'm not entirely sure how getting 'house drunk' turned into us getting trashed, being serenaded by karaoke and going out. But it needs to happen again.
HELP! How do I get paint off the dog?
Literally too hungover to pull out of the driveway. Tried 3 times and failed. I'm going back to bed.
Bought a gym bag tonight. Used it to bring my Taco Bell in the house.
I've reached the last of the wine in my cup so now I have to sit up in my bed to get it through the crazy straw
I suggest both. Please have sex with them and prepare notes for a final comparison.
He's honking my boob in his sleep
It's innocent and endearing in some way
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