i'm really high, and this is sooooooooooo important. how many frosties does it take to fill a bathtub?
ps... at the end of one of the videos you yell "let's do the eiffel tower again.. i'll be in the middle!" .. i almost died lolol
She had her laptop open and there was microsoft word opend and all was written was "no italianoo"
There is a full size piano in the middle of our road. Please tell me you had nothing to do with this.
You are such a cockblock sometimes
You NEED a cockblock sometimes
The worst part was I wasn't conscious enough to move out of the way, I knew i was being puked on but I couldn't move.
On a scale from 1 to the worst weekend of my life, that was an 11. I can see again, though.
So I went tanning and I burned my boobs.
They're like sad pomegranates.
Dad's teaching me to make moonshine this weekend as "college prep". How scared should I be sis?
I'll have to text you later. Trying to have civilized conversations with the boyfriends parents when I'm 100% aware I just blew their son in the bathroom 5 mins ago. Stay tuned.
If I spent my amateur stripper money does that mean I am cleansed of my sins?
Tequila Tuesday.. tonight is the night I defeat the liquor.
I have class at 8:30 and I am not bailing you out of the drunk tank again.
I have drunkenly angered a family of raccoons. Please send help immediately.
like when you break up with someone your virginity slowly starts to grow back & when it's done it's like ding ding ding you're ready to date again
i have too much dick at my disposal? i should make them fight. best dick pic gets laid
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