I took off my bra and money fell out...how crazy was I tonight?
all we ever talk about is how much i like your dick or my drug problem.
found an empty one..2nd door on the right...i'm already naked.
he just fed my chickens on farmville...i guess that's his way of saying thanks for the sex<3
If my bosses could see, smell or hear me right now they would understand why its a horrible idea to keep the office open sundays
we boned then he told me that he had a thing for my gay roommate. worst night ever
We should invent fake asshair for you to wear so you can experience my pain for a day.
doing laundry. just found my fishnets from Friday. the ENTIRE crotch is torn out. guess that answers the "did we have sex in the cab" question.....
I hate find pieces of condom wrappers on carpet. It's like god is throwing flakes of shame for me to vacuum up
I'm not sure drinking my way through west nile virus is the best idea. Oh well, already committed to that plan.
He was supposed to visit me tonight but he decided to stop in Tacoma so now I'm sitting on my bed naked eating oranges and candy corn while I watch Parks and Rec.
Now I have to hook up with him tomorrow DURING THE DAY.
Had to drive my booty call home because he had an asthma attack after we had sex .. How was your night?
I'm at a Tim Horton's and two girls just came in handcuffed to eachother
Dude. why do I feel like I am cheating on you every time I do shrooms?
Thanks for driving us home last night. Also, blanket apology for anything I may have said/done. I blacked out sometime near the t-shirt cape incident
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