I don't usually arrange sex via text message
Ok never mind. Thought i pooped my pants for a second. False alarm.
Definitely locked eyes with the stripper who gave me a lapdance last night as she walked by me and into the Ann Taylor Loft in Times Square.
9 am. shotgunning while conditioning my hair. i love college football season.
mom and dad googled us on the weekend. i love the internet less than i did on friday.
I wonder if he just picks random boners to send or just the realy impressive ones
i was so worried that when his hands were down my pants he was going to find the weed i stole from him
All three women i have fucked in the past week are here in the same bar. Gameface, go.
Gonna go for any of them?
Thursday night girl, but friday is watching and tuesday is serving us.
spotted: something called the tunnel of opression. i feel like if we patricipated we wouldnt even be phased or we could run it better than them
She had me dip my balls in cake batter ice cream from cold stone and then tea bag her. Let's get weird just got a whole new meaning.
He told me he wanted to sober fuck the shit outa me... I took that as a compliment
I may puke in class so I'm excited to see how that goes
whoa! who said he's my boyfriend?
Oops. Sorry. That guy you keep accidentally running into in public. And at home. And with your vagina.
Please send pictures of any nice new years ladies you run across in town, as I've forgotten what women look like.
I CLEANED MY BATHROOM FOR YOU!! betrayal
Randomize
