brad dismisses pussy with prejudice
you ended the night by relentlessly sucking on my hips bone and hand demanding milk. you said it was because you were a tiger
i wish my apartment had room service that i didn't have to pay for.
There are rumors he has a square penis....ill do anything though....
on a side note you can NOT make bong water out of a pear
It took me four clicks to get to 2009 on his profile. This can't work.
So, do you think I should wash the ashes off of my forehead before going to the strip club?
Hangover Status: I've been bedridden longer than that kid from The Secret Garden. It's not looking good.
Like hey, "you just spent $135k to go to a nobody law school to drive a mini van, be a dj, live in a smalllll ass apartment that smells like cats and your girlfriend fucks other guys."
you were yelling that somebody needed to take your bra off with such enthusiasm my first thought was that you were on fire.
Seriously can I go through one convo where masturbating doesn't come up
I was stopped at a light on my way home and a priest threw holy water on my car. Seems fitting after last night.
We fucked while The Odyssey played in the background. Homer would be proud.
Casey, if you want the continuing love of our mother, you're gonna need to stop drunk texting her from PCB.
I was literally so lonely last night that I stopped watching a video on porn hub and just read the comments
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