we both passed out while playing beer pong, woke up in the morning and continued to play coffee pong to cure our hangovers
you know i think I know why you are single...because you are real cute but then you open your mouth and let words come out and all goes to hell.
i googled "the goonies drinking game." i may be alone, but i'm living the college dream.
Well if it makes you feel any better I threw up at Roadhouse. And then on the way to the train. And then in a water fountain. And then in a plastic bag on the train.
He said my labia gave my vagina a "cute personality"
Dude I'm about to just roll over and piss off the side of my bed, rather than make the conscious effort to get up and walk to the bathroom. One of those hangovers.
I WANT TO. I JUST IMAGINE HIS BEAUTIFUL BLONDE HEAD INBETWEEN MY LEGS AND I BREAK DOWN AND START CRYING.
you're usually drunk when you offer. there's one time you called me, told me not to dye my hair red, and asked if i wanted to see your tits.
I just stole some rubbers from the girl I stayed with last night so I can use them on a different girl today..
Ugh he's so pretty though. He bit my face at the bar because I tried to steal his ID and I forgave him
Omg one of the midgets from last night just added me to Facebook.
The highlight was when a stranger was nose to nose with you threatening to kick ur ass, and you said "Is that your real face? Stopped him dead.
I JUST HAD TO SNORT THE REST OF MY BAG OF COKE BECAUSE THE BAG RIPPED IN THE WORK BATHROOM.
I'm guessing you feel amazing due to all the caps?
LETS GET THIS SHIT DONE. IM GONNA GET THIS SHIT DONE, FOREVER.
Apparently I'm some kind of sexual camel.
whatever. i just wanna get "forget my own name" wasted
no. you need to know your name so people know where to return you when you get lost.
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