Go to google and type XXX
.......Is that how you look for porn?
soo I had sex last night and he wore a condom, pulled out sans condom. we looked everywhere and couldnt find it, even in my vag. so Im in the library at school and I googled it and it gave me "gentle digging" techniques, and sure enough, found it. ew. I'll be purchasing Plan B after class.
I haven't even gone in yet. I'm sitting in the waiting room playing a game i like to call "Who else is here for AA".
Their bromance is so intense that they don't even eye-fuck when they see each other....they eye-make-love.
update: last drink of the night and im naked in my porch hammock. life is good.
No, not at all. Pulling a condom out of your vag at 2pm is NOTHING like finding $10 in your winter coat. Stop trying to make me feel better.
We need to pull ourselves out of this slump. We need dick and lots of it. We are going to fuck our way to happiness.
I can feel my moral fiber fraying.
I was just hoping for a dick worthy of his established age.
She followed me back, then proceeded to find my room, get her panda suit on? And then raid my room and pass out on my couch... what the fack do I do now?!?!
I don't want to ruin date night, but you have no idea how hard it is to poop whilst looking at cute puppies.
I just watched an intern spill two trays of coffee inside a spinning door
Best exit from a building ever
Watching porn.....Adele is playing in the background...so many emotions right now...so many.
Come as you are, bitch. Glitter and vodka provided.
i'm currently watching a guy eat a bunch of cacti and i have lost all faith in humanity
**cactuseses
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