Did you ever notice that cashews look like fetuses?
She made me repeat after her: "I take responsibility for what I put in my own mouth."
You would get kicked out of the study lounge for being drunk the monday of finals week
I shagged another guy with one ball last night. Are there really that many dudes with one nut in la or am I just a magnet for prostetic testes?
is it bad i banged a 25yr kindergarten teacher last night?
No thats like a top 10
There is a mosh pit in our kitchen. You better hurry.
No one intentionally makes bad decisions, just errors in judgement. You have your boyfriend I have a restraining order from universal studios. It's all relative
just had to sit in the middle of an aisle in stop and shop because we're too hungover and needed to take a break.
also, just kill me. literally hit me with a vehicle, or an aircraft, something that will ultimately make me forget tonight.
Safe to say I relapsed into my old chatroulette drunk flashing days.
Naw but when she was in the bathroom I threw the condom out the window and I'm pretty sure it hit some girl
every day is bullshit and fuck everyone. That's my motto for the week
So this is what bad decisions tastes like...
How are they?
Amazing! These new boobs are going to break blouse buttons and wedding vows!
It's like Guy Diamond blew glitter into my vagina.
Randomize
