I just watched a guy get turned down by a prostitute
I solve my problems like an adult, at the strip club drinking on a work night.
Used tampon in my purse. That from you?
i carry sandwiches in my pockets more than any normal person should
We turned everything surrounding BP and the oil leak into a "that's what she said" drinking game. We've been drunk for a month
just fucked two guys in less than 12 hours. i miss this part of being single.
and by single i mean slutty
No He hasn't done that since the time he came in his own eye
Sorry for locking you out after accusing you of eating my Skittles... I realized I was mistaken after just throwing up the rainbow.
How big of a disservice to the economy would we be doing if we didn't drink every day holiday break?
If this were a real emergency kilted men wielding claymores and riding giant badgers would hve rescued said Guinness. So clearly this is just a hypothetical
I DESERVE A BEADED TATTOOED MAN I'VE WANTED ONE FOR SO LONG
BEARDED TATTOOED MEN ARE PEOPLE AND NOT THINGS TO BE GIVEN FREELY
Just got offered bathroom sex. I've never been more flattered.
Is it fucked up to venmo someone for plan-b?
We should get drunk in walmart
when?
20 minutes ago
My Mini-Van Handjob Milf is leaving the company. I need to find a new job. I can’t handle this place without those handjobs
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