I envy you so much. I get girls who pee on my floor and you get girls who leave in the middle of the night
She went off on a twilight/new moon tangent before we even got back to my room. i had to jump the ship and pretended to pass out on the sidewalk.
Let's go free Charlie Sheen and party with him
ill do whatever it takes for me to get more high and eat pie
How did you get the entire couch up on it's side and into the bathroom?
He yelled "juice on the loose", yes i am sure i need plan b
Doing blow at 6am to "wake myself up for clinicals" was a baaaaad idea
If the boyfriend of the drunk girl you just met asks her if she made a "special friend" you're going to have a threesome. For future reference.
Um...celebrating is an understatement. You flashed the guy at the mexican restaurant and then screamed, "It's just my bikini, I swear!"
just had sex on top of a camper looking at the stars, BEAT THAT.
I'm still confused. So he's NOT your cousin by blood, but WAS your cousin, on two separate occasions, by marriage? Still too weird I think...
I should not be so motivated by a penis, but I am
He invited to drink but spelled forties wrong so no thx
I will read books by day and do guys by night. A mental and physical enlightenment, if you will.
test was negative. but nancy drew has yet to solve the case of the missing period.
Randomize
