Wanted to apologize for chris browning you when you were on my computer.
come outside for a special surprise it involves huge boobs
What should our trivia night team be named?
Define Statutory
When i look at that picture of him, i'm a little proud to be like yeah, his dick was in my mouth saturday no big deal.
Nah you can have him. There's too many men in my life right now. I can't handle another dick.
She fell out the car soaking wet and screaming "im wearing a fedora!" then tryed to seduce him on the front lawn in front of his middle aged neighbor
he went to find a bathroom and came back 10 minutes later with a fifth of bacardi, a pack of cigarettes, and two funnel cakes. he is a man among boys.
like a dude with a badge in a golf cart is gunna do shit. Unless he has a tazer. Then it's fair game.
So I just bought e from my sophomore home ec teacher. How's your weekend going?
We took her out for fresh air and next thing we knew, she was stumbling around the backyard picking dead leaves up off the ground and putting them in her shirt to "save them".
I mean I want to go somewhere. I just don't want to put on pants or behave.
Well you fished my watch out of a possibly vomit filled toilet so I think we're bros now.
Someone messaged me on POF and wished me a Happy International Women's Day. Why do I even bother anymore?
Unless your name is actually "Ticfj" like my phone says, I have no idea who you are...
Puked up breakfast after doing my first minze shot in a while, but that shot was to Trump losing the election, so it's all good.
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