your butthole totally puckers for the ginge
were having a shit on karen session at work but then she walked in so we used code names instead and she tried to join in like she knew them
I found your twin in sf. His name is ryan. And you are the evil one.
can't wait for January to be Over so I don't have to see all the fat resolutionists working out.
my mom just used "raw dog" in a sentence correctly, time to move out.
she left out the fact that she had a kid until she told me not to suck on her tits too hard or milk would come out.
They're here. One showed up as a slutty Crayola, and I think the other came as The Fat Friend.
He told me that "my little fuckpig" was a term of endearment in Britain. I think I'm in love.
I'm cheerleading for traffic. people are staring. Why am i the only high person on the way to class?
It's now 8:05 on a Wednesday night and I'm already going home with my bra in my purse.
Also, I want you to know, that not only am I apparently the expert on sexting. Our bishop is consulting me later. So my talents are varied.
Teaching my class, used paper clips to fix my hair. Too hungover to be a kindergarten teacher.
Walking towards a police car with full spotlights on you while being fully erect..awkward exp. for both parties
Right in the middle of our simultaneous orgasms, he shouted "HAPPY NEW YEAR" ruining the intimacy
Shes the whorey leader of that wolf pack, and all the less whorey wolves report back to her. She teaches them the ways
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