: south campus drug res life name erik. Love, tran
And people are going to start dressing like that in public, it's just ridiculous, the goths and now the GAGAs
Dude manswers just said that a guy can only cum up to eight times in one day. I'm gonna prove that show wrong.
ha well at least you have goals.
These headphones make me feel like I'm sitting on John Mayers lap and he's singing just to me. I picture like a pitch black room with a single spotlight on us. Also, convinced Kyle to give me percocet soo.
It was tug of war between me and the cop. He wanted the beer, I wanted the coozie.
After four attempts, his condom would not flush. I had to remove it with salad tongs.
Do you think they make a "sorry in my drunken debauchery I dropped a pumpkin off the balcony and you happened to be standing right there/get well soon" card?
Woke up this morning on my doorstep in a basket with a branch, a lipstick lightning bolt on my head and a sign that said "the boy who lived." i love you guys.
I don't believe u have enough text space to describe the dimensions of his penis.
I apologize for violently hooking up with her in front of you in the jacuzzi last night.
Nothing quite like pre-gaming the Kentucky Derby with adderall and adderall. I'm fairly confident I could outrun all of these fucking horses in a foot race right now.
You shut your whore mouth, we don't talk about Drunk Nutella night.
Yeah. I'm so over work, that I'm not even satisfied pretending to work anymore. I just flat out want to go home. Fuck this job
Sorry I've been a slutty nightmare this week
I think my time would be better spent seducing the TA then trying to save this paper.
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