i puked in the mini-firdge
we don't have a mini-fridge?
bought one. it ws too cheap to pass up. xcept now there's puke in it,,, but the freezer's fine so i feel pretty good about that
the real housewives reunion is on...i wanna see if danielle can look any more surprised than the facelift allows
i wanna see dina punch her face back to normal
By the end of the second bowl I was making sound effects to every hand movement he made.
We were tigers and tigers don't wear pants
I'm on page 4.
Im on beer infinity
Springtime is officially here. I just used pool water to fill up the bong
You hopped on the counter after puking, and told us you were wearing bare feet and didn't want to be alone.
I'm glad we're going to catch up. too bad it's over my vagina.
I feel like my chances would have been better if I hadn't told her "I need to fuck you before you leave."
You're cock blocking me from my own boyfriend. What kind of shit is that?
He would come to class in wrapped in nothing but a pink towel
don't bring your nerd jargon into this conversation about my naked body
No more pre-dentist shots, I just puked on my hygienist
I'm sure as hell not getting hoodwinked into going back to rehab again
we're so committed to being not committed
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