i'm sure her mom would have loved to find out her daughter has herpes via facebook
If Jimminey Cricket were here with me he would be so disappointed.
When you're opening a bottle of tequila with a golf club, it's probably time to stop drinking...
Woke up with a raging boner...good feeling abt this trial
I will not hesitate to go down on a dick for some cream soda.
He passed out with the ball in his hand so no one could play beer pong without him.
He may only be 25% black, but after that sexual experience I am 100% never going back.
On duty sugar tits. A Marine never abandons his post to take nudi pics.
So, settle a debate for my housemates. Have you measured your dick. And how long. Results Will not be disclosed
He's on the floor in just a Burberry tie. All my girl parts just tapped out.
I'm trying to find some better sex background music so his neighbors don't hate us. This is tedious.
How about this: I support you through your miserable marriage, and you support me through all my anonymous sex?
Its not that hard to understand he's my holiday boyfriend, we ignore each other most of the year except on holidays when I give him head
Are you texting me while pooping again?
I'm also playing fetch with the dog
Profesor just winked at me. This class might be easier than I thought
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