We discussed how the marijuana was making the dopamine float around our nucleus accumbens last night when we were high. Yet another example of how our science classes are perverting our good times.
I have the Lakers game on, but all I can think about is having sex with you. Not sure what you've done here.
This is one of those times where I really wish my vagina could tell me what happened last night.
I'm about to sell my hamster for weed money I'll call you in a few
I piss off the neighbors just so I can have someone to compete with.
You are my mentor.
I drank wine out of a protein shake bottle last night. You may want to rethink that statement.
Idk man, we spent like 20 mins arguing about the moral ambiguity of fucking in someone else's car
Don't worry dude, I've created a sex logic bomb to stop that sort of thing.
I used to sleep with a guy on the USA rugby team... He stole my credit card and my Hitman DVD. I'm more upset about the Hitman DVD..
Like I thought me shitting my pants was bad today... Then the election happened.
I walked in on my sister eating my leftover burrito naked. How could my night have gotten any worse?
Just ate 2 pieces of pizza in the shower.. New low or fuckin brilliant??
I'm so high I have morphed into the monopoly man. Or maybe the Pringles guy. I don't know but I have a mustach now
I'm gonna write a book entitled "when you give a cop a cookie..."
I don't even want to know.
I knew she was the one when we had sex to the halo soundtrack.
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