Somerville?? What the hell are you going to do there?
Watch a movie and have sloppy make outs OBVI. 45 Harris St. in case I die.
so I woke up this morning and on their fridge, the first item on the shopping list was my virginity.
New years is officially the only time its okay to drunk dial your parents.
i'm transferring to degrassi. i don't care that it's severely canadian. classes are five minutes long, there's no actual work and you can get oot of class whenever you want to go have a dramatic scene with someone in the hall
i dont think duct tape can fix my g spot
lets call myth busters
You cleaned out the gashes in your leg from hopping that fence with that whipped cream vodka, didnt you?
There's never a time that i stay at this apartment that when i wake up in the morning and sit outside to smoke a cigarette that i don't feel ashamed of myself.
hotdog in my bra and i still managed to score. Got a bit freaked when he tried to eat it though. I paid 3 bucks for that fucking hotdog.
He's German, so by default he gets to fuck me.
Yes she scared me. She had NIPPLE CLAMPS ATTACHED TO A STUN GUN.
Sometimes a girl needs 4 shots of whiskey in her diet coke at 5 in the afternoon and i feel no shame in admitting that girl is me
I love everything about him! His penis, his hair, his tattoos, his penis, his cat, his penis.
Are you aware that you called your mom to say hi before you dragged the random guy into bed last night?
I can't come. It's so cold my uterine walls have frozen together like a cherry popsicle.
Why did you buy a cock ring?
I’m going to propose to his penis
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