Random question, how's your gag reflex these days
you kept trying to convince me i had aids because my head hurt
he kept whispering yes yes yes yes the entire 15 minutes. i almost wish it was a quickie.
I cant leave dude. theres a horse with a top hat on
Are you in a cab?
I'm close- can you order me a bowl of vodka?
We all told you to throw up but you just stuck your head in the toilet and screamed..
I was thrown in the air atleast 3 times by baby jesus
We have 24 days left before I leave for college and 21 condoms left in the stockpile. Are you up for the challenge?
I just used a baby fork as a roach clip. I am totally the cool aunt.
Yes, he does have a boomerang dick. No matter how many times I throw it away, it keeps coming right back and winds up hitting me in the head.
I've been wearing the same clothes for 3 days and they're covered in franzia
Just used my flashlight app to find a gummy lifesaver I dropped on the floor
I like how you're utilizing your resources
yea but i missed the pot and poured the boiling water on my dick. shit hurts. aint nothin easy about that mac
lesbians are really intense tho, she made me take her eye makeup off and told me she was going to eat me for breakfast
Abby there's no shame in reading porn. It takes more work than watching I suppose
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