Nailed a drunk college girl before the CU game Saturday, and a drunk married woman after the Broncos game Sunday.
Some perfection is debatable.
keep it on the DL tho cause i dont want it getting out and it coming off like i kidnapped her or something
Reggie can tackle my bush.
Just deleted any ex boyfriends and potential lovers from my phone in preparation for Vegas...
I don't want end up bound and gagged in the back of a van headed for rehab. Bound and gagged OK. Just not the rehab part.
We should probably just have a threeway and get everyone on the same page.
I just puked my brains out on the side of the road (see picture) And I took a picture for our scrapbook! I am always thinking! =) tell me your proud?!
I'm hiding in a cabinet. I'm going to stay here.
At this point i guess a traditional, non-life-threatening pity fuck is too much to ask for
they saw the dick pic he sent and started calling him 'subway'
Jimmy johns delivers to the bar behind work. Happy vodka day!
HELL YEAH TIME TO KICK THE CHILDREN
I am 5' 11" of pure, uncut Fuck Off right now.
She turned off her phone alarm (which was the theme song to Star Wars) and then asked me if I wanted a blow job before she went...of course I am going to see her again.
Tell me why I woke up with your dads construction shirt on, nothing else, and had jelly donuts with a note from a girl named cathryn that said "we had a kinky night with peanut butter". p.s. Im by the layin by the lawnmower
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