Why is it that every time I type the word "give" my phone spells out HIV?! You know how many people i've told I want to HIV them something!
Maybe she gives good head
A girl who still calls a dick a "wiener"cannot possibly give good head
Seriously? Do you have me saved in your phone as 'check every 3 months to see if she's single yet'?
OMG HAIR ON HIS DICK. HAIR ON HIS DICK AS IN GROWING OUT OF HIS DICK. HAIR.
He leaned out the window to puke right as the fan for the ac turned on. All of it blew back up into his face.
u got into a flexing contest with a dude in bathroom in the mirror at the club
I just found my coat check number in my underwear.
We got the idea to smoke under his bed because, and I quote, "it'd be just like going camping"
Also barcrawl friday. You ARE wearing a tiara
You lost me at unexpected butt stuff. Everything else I would probably do.
it’s not easy to sexualize brunch. work with me, babe.
Dude, who WASN'T thinking of motorboating her?
I asked you why you bought a sword and you then replied with the greek alphabet and then tried to assure me that samurais are apart of greek life.
He made a group chat with him, his wife, & I. Is this really life!??
Do u believe in the possibility of big foot?
You high??
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