butt plug
anus plug
rubbish cock?
yes
you suck at this game today
Someone shit on the floor
So, I woke up to an empty bottle of scotch and a dead car. The last thing I remember are the strippers being mad at me. Awesome night.
Feels good to be wearing underwear again though...
New requirements. My future husband must have a nose ring and wear headbands.
We are no longer friends.
you broke into my aparment at three in the morning wearing long johns and offered me beer.
You brought back some girl with you at 3am and introduced her to everyone as "hot pocket"
Don't worry. I has chaperone.
You should see the damage i did to the apartment last night. So many broken things and butter sticks stuck to windows.No memorys
We got back together. The pastures weren't greener on the other side, the dicks were just smaller
you have no idea the dirty thing i want to do to your blad spot. please wear my vagina as a hat.
THERE IS A VIDEO OF DMX SINGING RUDOLPH THE RED NOSE REINDEER
I'm officially in the Christmas spirit
My mouth is so dry that I'm about to put a straw in a jar of Vaseline and chug. This all addi diet definitely has its ups and downs.
We found out if you get Ben high but stay sober yourself he is an AWESOME cook. You need to get your ass down here, this goes against everything I know to be real.
Oh, did your mom say anything else about my butt?
Gameplan: If the cops show up, find a potted plant to hide behind... It's worked before!
Randomize
