He told me about his girlfriends trust issues during our post sex spooning
Ah, I knew it wouldn't be long before my boobs were introduced into the conversation.
wanna go with us to feed the ducks bread soaked in vodka?
how could i say no?
I'm skipping the 'hey, how are you, I have to pick up something pointless at your apartment' excuse and just telling you I'm coming over to fuck.
Hypothetical question: how bad would bacardi be as an IV drip?
death...100% death...what r u planning.
So I commented on one of his pictures "who do I have to give a full effort blow job to, to get the Ides of March movie poster behind you" he responded with a number that wasn't his. I still texted it. I love that movie.
He got up when I started trying to balance my wine glass on his head.
And if it ever comes down to tax or healthcare benefits we can get married
That's the sweetest thing I've ever heard
All I can think of is a mama duck followed by her baby ducks, in brightly colored track shoes.
How high are you?
I just know what's gonna happen. I mean. I shaved my legs up to shorts length. But I'm leaving the rest as a sort of makeshift caution tape.
When did i become the Rickety Cricket of my own life?
I feel like I could get pregnant watching Zac Efron do yard work in this movie
I wore Yonce braids out last night and made out with a man and a woman #bowdown is right
Found this cake smashed up inside a box on the sidewalk. Im saying yes to adventure and eating some.
Taking a nap. Sidewalk cake kicked my ass. It had boston creme filling!
The shower rod just came down while I was pooping. I caught it though and the curtain stayed on, so I'm not sure if it's a good or bad omen for the rest of my day
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