Did he leave or is he still there?
He left right away, I might have passed out. I saw your text and was like who left where? Then the oh shit feeling sunk in, hangover starting now.
Honestly there's alot of things I'm confused about the only thing I know for certain about last night is that I ate pizza
i am high, trapped with a bunch of skaters and asians watching a cat on lsd on youtube, the girl on the couch next to me is getting fingered, and there is lady gaga playing. god has forgetten about me
he just spelled fiance, "pheancie". I dont think he's ready to get married.
Weve literally been going out drinking five days a week. That counts as a full time job right?
Ahh, 151. Think of it this way: it took one shot to get you buzzed, I took eight. I may or may not have broken a tv with my skull that night and met someone's parents naked and hungover the next morning.
if there is one thing you splurge on it better be nice condoms
Dude I was walking down the street and threw up in a plastic cvs bag. Tequila wins again.
Let me rub your butt and eat French fries from your mouth and dip them in your ketchup filled belly button.
Nothing says Happy Holidays like sending a picture of your ass to the wrong manager.
And also ice skating can blow me. Goodnight, love you!
COCAINE IS GR8
I would fuck him just for his dog
Can we start referring to attractive men as "A fine piece of dick?"
last night you made out with a 19 year old on a bar and i woke up with a swede in my bed. lets just say that never happened.
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