if you don't let us come over today i'm not taking the second plan b pill. your call.
Well its official I'm an idiot. I made out hardcore with an employee last night in our banquet room. Oh and got wasted at work. Oh and showed my staff squirrel on a trampoline.
yeah that always happens. i'm like the where's waldo of parties. i never even know where the fuck i'm at.
honestly, i just want you to have sex with him too so that you can fully understand my appreciation of his dick as well.
Drunk at ten am watching Californication re runs. Being divorced rules.
Going through my purse trying to find money for this cab but all I keep pulling out if chicken from my burrito o ate an hour ago. Help?
how many dildos make it a "collection?"
Btw: some husbands are not impressed by me trying to snap photos of their wives camel toe.
dude...i punched my best friend in the face, broke up with my girlfriend, and shit my pants.......now i don't know which one to take care of first.
What are your thoughts toward getting nasty in a minivan?
Would seriously like to slash his tires but then I feel like I'd have to deal with him longer.
I touched the butt once. 'Twas an experience with the greatness of legend. So I touched it once more.
in a meeting in my bathtub while predrinkin for tonight. technology.
It's a lot harder to work after sex than it is to work drunk... just saying.
YOU ARE THE ONLY PERSON I KNOW THAT STEALTH CLEANS PEOPLE TOILETS
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