He said i was a degenerate twofaced catholic slut and a grade a bitch. Quite complimentary really. i guess i shouldn't insult the red wings
best part he said "i like your tattoo" as he walked into the room, stood right there looking at me, naked on top of his friend
I woke up pulling sunflower seeds out of my vagina. That kind of night.
and my souvenir for the night was a nice ambulance blanket
A homeless man walked up to me at the bar, pointed, and told me to get my shit together. Jesus?
He literally sends me dick pictures, EVERY DAY. SEVERAL DIFFERENT ANGLES ..it's like I GET THE POINT.
the boys love us. they call us "the stoner girl suite down the hall". not very inspired, but flattering nonetheless
I've never heard of anyone celebrating the holidays with a fuck buddies family before.
....I'll be expecting my trophy when I return.
I woke up smelling like chlorine with a broke toe. They know how to fucking party on lake lanier.
I feel like I got ass raped in the brain.
My frontal lobe is being piloted by Jack Daniels right now.
He used a trumpet as a funnel, said something about valve oil, and puked all over the garage.
I just tried to pass the bowl to my dog for 2 minutes before I remembered she isn't human. It is 7:27 am.
I'm gonna have to get a lube sherpa.
All I want is dick and wine.
I had to break up with her. She was sending me study schedules and recipes for vegan lasagna. I’m just trying to survive man
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