How do I get over judging people who I would be exactly like if I had a boyfriend
Get a boyfriend
I'm the only one here who isn't hooking up, coming out of the closet, or crying because of one of those 2 things.
got weed?
I'm really tired of you accidentally texting me when your doing illegal things. I'm taking away your phone.
sorry mom...
no, I didn't make it. Instead, i watched VH1 for... 13 hours? I use the question mark because I was using Flavor Flav's clocks to tell time after the first 3 hours.
it was average length and chubby
so kinda like him?
now i'm wondering if all guys are shaped like their penis...
I made friends with a raccoon. I pet it. Like I was Pocahontas.
Was this before, or after you took my brand new bag of shredded cheese, and "Made it rain"?
I found a fried uncrustable on the table from last night.
I have bruises everywhere. I think I took "the drinks are strong" as more of a challenge than a warning.
We broke into the space center. If i go to jail I wanted to tell you, you have a fantastic dick. Use it wisely.
she made sit in a corner, drink nothing but water and told me she was worried about me because i picked up an irish guy at a taxi rank. says the girl who invented tequila night and fucked a guy in a park across the street from a sweet sixteenth.
Just smoked the bong while taking a dump. I love living by myself.
IM HUNGOVER AT MOTHERS DAY BRUNCH AND A NUN FROM CHURCH JOINED US
Yes ma'am. I'm attracted to unconventional people, you know that.
True. I can't judge, half of my sexual partners I only know a false first name & a number. We all have our kinks.
We are balling out on levels, I think mikes about to go to jail. something to do with a unicorn and rainbows, the cops are not being reasonable.
Randomize
