Well that's not true. She had two social skills. She kept them in her bra
im sure we could have fun without alcohol but i just dont wanna chance it...
he even offered to make my bed in the morning.
You hooked up with another girl while you were with me. You were literally holding my hand while you did it.
he literaly had a hockey helmet on and was swan diving off the couch onto the coffee table.
Bible prof is the guy I made out with at the gay bar on the fourth. He doesn't remember.
you'll be horrified to know he's visiting next weekend
You two are a rollercoaster of sex and silence.
Do me a favor? If you get with him, please lick his abs. Someone has too they're just too beautiful not to.
posting about faith hill is really not helping you get me into your bed
My bathing suit kept falling whenever I went under a wave and this kid caught on and kept checking them out so I told him nothing comes free $5 a boob
you walked onto the street in the middle of the 10K in your thong. it was a whole new kind of expirience.
I'm shaking a cocktail while in bed. Is that bad?
She's just a lonely cunt and i hope she stays that way for the rest of her fucking life.
This seems like an over reaction to someone eating your fries.
I don't need tinder boy anymore but I do need free sushi
Drunk sex on a hardwood floor is never ever a good idea. Lesson learned.
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