I'm on the bus going to class. And a cop just rolled by and I got nervous because I didn't have my seatbelt on. I have to stop smoking so much weed.
i have received so many congratulations texts this morning. sleeping with him really was a good decision.
I just got hard thinking about a crunch wrap. Im done
I just threw up in my hands while sitting on the toilet
there was some random girl that nobody really knew, standing in the corner trying to shave her armpits with a plastic butter knife.
Walk of Shame'd halfway down a mountain, skiiers passing. Do not drink with lifties at the end of ski season.
Sex tent. say it aloud its amazing. promise you we rnt stoned.
I think the pivotal moment was when we used the see and say as a drinking game with shots of whiskey. It was all downhill after that.
there are casual beer cans in all of the public trashes, i belong here
I don't know at which point last night turned terribly, terribly wrong, but it was somewhere around Motel 6, specifically the parking lot.
Sorry, all I could picture was you jamming your dick into a lemon.
How was that my fault?! I made you breakfast and gave you cake, as you asked. Then, you initiated sexual activity.
Idk what was more embarassing, seeing her face when I finished, or seeing her roomates faces thru the door..
OMG he dropped his pants for me. Granted it was to show me where he got stabbed but still...
Slowly dying because of my period and my phone is mocking me because I have 69% battery
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