You feel like going out tonight?
Does a 14yr-old girl look good beat up? I'll bring the handle
Incredible sex, Maddow, more sex, spoon, sex again
i keep telling myself in the mirror "get undrunk"
so its official, girls can see a boner through my snuggie.
Medicore although I woke up with the business card of a Turkish lawyer called Mufasa...
The bartender just started bringing me gin and tonic in a pint glass to save himself trips...
This is going to be BYOBM Vegas trip: Bring Your Own Bail Money.
I told my mom about how you got white girl wasted and sobbed about Whitney Houston. She sends her condolences.
tell her thanks so much
Someone was asleep on the couch next to us and woke up. We paused and he yelled "gentlemen, behold! Sex!"
As his dick went in he shouted GOAL at the top of his voice.
I hope it's socially acceptable to wear a mesh one piece into last call tonight?
I dunno what the deal was, but you spent about an hour trying to put your phone charger in the outlet and you were yelling "one plug to rule them all"
Just puked in my hallway. Good start to a great night
STOP IT RIGHT NOW IM BEING A SINLESS CHILD OF GOD IN BED TRYING TO SLEEP AND YOURE SENDING ME MEMES ABOUT DICKS
So her ex boyfriend came up a lot in conversation while I was fucking her. Is that weird?
Who the fuck has a conversation during sex?
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