i was just lookin through my fb pics and i think im with a cat in like 40% of them..: how sad is my life
Holy fuck. She looks like Vin Diesel's stuntman
I feel like if I were on Intervention, I would have to be a season finale.
I think the best part was when you jumped over me naked.
i ordered a pipe on amazon, and under recommended items, it gave me a top hat. it knows me better than my parents.
Bro, I just googled 36 year old pussy so when I do see it I won't be shocked.
He called me skinny, I broke his garbage disposal, then denied him sex. Normal second date etiquette.
Dont judge the spank bank, just be happy that you were deposited there.
I'm done being drunk I wish I could snap my fingers and be sober
WE'RE NOT MAKING A DICK PIZZA OKAY
She's running around the streets punching people and narrating. I don't know whether to laugh or stop her
I feel like my life just hangs in the balance of "Yeah I'm probably not doing this right"
I just realized. I havent even gotten a paycheck from this new job yet and already laid one of the girls most of the dudes are after
whatever. i just wanna get "forget my own name" wasted
no. you need to know your name so people know where to return you when you get lost.
Btw you guys passed out eating DP dough and watching Pocahontas... on a monday
it was stoner heaven..
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