Confirm your location. A cross street is best, but if google mapping yourself is your least-shameful option go for it. ps- going through his mail for an actual address is always an option.
Does having sex in the men's bathroom on the boardwalk count as having sex on the beach?
Waaait I'm alsleep in myt car somewhere
Martha Stewart would most definitely roll a great joint.
I've never been 12-exclamation-point-excited for sex. That must have been good.
I just fucked a rockette. This would have been amazing a week ago.
I just found three unopened cans of PBR behind our futon that I think I was saving for winter.
I was trying to sing daddy wasnt there from austin powers but apparently I was crying and and yelling jibberish...I get to into this shit
Told some guy to hold your weave while you "tried" to kick his girlfriends ass...
She is currently drunk and caressing my professor's face with one hand.
I'm worried because he hasn't removed it.
Going back to the ever classy sneak out to the fridge and swig liquor from the bottle method. That it is legal for me to drink here makes the fact that I have to do this all the more depressing.
Before you jump in that vagina remember there's a reason we call her Infectonator.
i tried to break up pigeon sex because one looked too young to consent. fireball feminism ftw
I just delete my bank app from my phone to have enough storage to download tindr. Is this my life now?
I need a rain check on breakfast. A frat boy said it was his dream to sleep with a MILF, I made his dream come true and he made me cum
There is no way I’m wasting 21 year old morning wood
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