We should takd a huggy cab to snuggle bunnyville
I'm in that akward stage between jailbait and cougar
He came and then made the Jim Halpert face. does that say disappointment or what
just weighed my balls on my pocket scale. that high.
We started playin just the tip, then shit got crazy
This is part your fault too. Don't tell me your dishes are unbreakable and not expect me to prove you wrong.
I broke stuart's oven and showed up to the party with a squirrel.
As long as I don't spend the half the week passed out/fucked up on Klonopin and no one dies, this will be the best week I've had all semester.
Yeah I remember doing the worm in my moms room. While she's yelling at me and I'm making seagull nooises
She told me she ate a whole pizza today, and I just wanted to hug her forever.
She asked for references to decide whether she wanted to have sex with me. And she was serious.
Omg my butt feels so much better. Those suppositories are magic. It feels like Jesus fingered me in my sleep.
I will find, mount, and marry that person.
What happened last night?
Lets just say you asked me a couple times if you had eyeballs..
Video on mandys page of you drinking upside down was finally put up...too bad all the comments were about me and him fighting in the background while he screamed "BLOW BIG BETSY!'
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