Billy Mays is dead too!
Somewhat annoying American icons better be watching their backs
The paper boy just woke me up in the front yard again.
all i remember is you climbed in a garbage can and said you were trashed
i feel as if last night was a right of passage. to officially be an adult you must have a drunken one night stand with a co-worker and go to work the next day still drunk wearing yesterday's clothes...
his cum shot went directly into his bellybutton. felt like i was playin ski ball
I'm way too horny to be at work right now. I think it might be legally irresponsible to leave me alone with cucumbers.
I like that we make it a requirement to howl at the moon every time we get drunk together.
I like yr title more along "the hot Russian I have sex with."
i hope this doesn't spoil anything but there are vikings and it is awesome
you took a potato out of your pocket and just started eating it raw. don't know where the potato came from though
21st birthday = success
So the next three days will be henceforth known as the 'celebration of the end of the most irresponsible years of my life' be prepared to wake up naked in a ditch.
Is it just me, or do you see your penis in that hand?
Her boyfriend offered to buy me a vibrator. I'm not sure how to feel about that.
We have an albino peacock in our apartment. It's beautiful.
Scratch it being beautiful, bitch just stole my McDonalds. Call animal control.
I Never thought my late 30s would end up with me getting eaten out on a desk in the managers office of a lululemon, but I guess being a franchise owner has its perks!
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