You should see what I'm doing to your stuffed animals
ugh. my soul tastes like vodka
he would probably call me "ma'am" when he's inside me. people love saying weird shit inside me.
just threw up nine times in the shower.. solid night last night.
She soaked the fruit in vodka for ten minutes and then mixed it with normal fruit and sherbert icecream. It was called "lottery fruit".
I woke up with my bra stapled to the ceiling, her dad was in the hallway winking at me. I was the less drunk of the bunch.
They'd unbutton the overalls with their lesbian-tongues. It wouldn't even be a problem.
Haha, you kept saying the cop was going to give you a ride home b/c "that's his job, it's summer."
Woke up and there was a kayak in the pool. Are you alive?
I made him ride the giant pony statue in my friends little sisters room before i let him get in the bed.
I world jack off literally anyone now that I'm not related to.
He told me that if I were a guy he'd go gay for me. Honestly don't know how to take that.
Oh if we have sex in public no one will frown upon it. They will stand and cheer for it
Surprise court date day!!! Wake the fuck up!
he's smothering me... and not in the good, can you move your thigh off my face please?.. way
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