So its not gay if you have sex with another woman and its academic
so what if I'm having sex with a woman for recreation?
Thats gay
:)
Wipe that smile off your face.
Just saw a girl in a wheelchair puke then rally. Diversity matters.
Just woke up in a hotel next to a 38 year old mom who's married... I think Spring Break has started
What's the wine called that we really like and we usually drink it with xanax?
I've been practicing for you. Including stockpiling medical supplies for curing hangovers.
i'm forwarding you the dirty picture of that fat girl that likes me sent . i feel like since youre my best friend you should puke in your mouth too .
You slow clapped the stripper last night.
I'm just planning on experiencing Disney as adult style as it gets. Drinking bloody mary's at dawn and telling all the kids waiting in lines how badly their future sucks and that Santa isn't real.
My crowning drunk achievement from that night was donating $5 to the Obama campaign.
You're perfect
he's singing something in russian and knocking over my plants with his dick, get his drunk ass out of my apartment
HE STUCK IT IN THE FISHBOWL WTF
Underoos and an IDGAF attitude: all you need to successfully win at life
(Underoos optional)
I can't trust your balls anymore.
he drove over two hours to fuck me and came in 3 minutes. he got mad when I asked him if it was worth it...
Sexting my TA in lecture = awesome
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