yeah, we don't understand. the wings losing for guys is like girls finding objects in their body..just weird and sad
community service is like the breakfast club... except we're all the criminal.
My RA just tried to write me up for having sex too loudly during quiet hours.
Jesus people on campus asked me what i do for joy. I said i love sinning especially pre-marital sex.
Countdown til Saturday. I'd assume we're somewhere around 10,000 bottles of beer on the wall.
So..I walked into his bathroom and found a bong and a blender in the shower.....normal?
The house is trashed, there is porn scattered everywhere like an easter egg hunt and the blow up doll is sleeping on the couch downstairs. someone covered her up.
Apparently I gave him a 'Steve jobs blowjob'
i mad aa ber float. budweiser nd ice creem. it amzig.
How was me telling you it's my mom's birthday a go-ahead to bang my sister???
More or less binge drinking as a giant grape seemed justified
Okay, who took a picture of their pubes shaved into a dragon on my phone and made it the background?!
Don't have sex in a tent there are so many opportunities for infections
Slept at my ex's best friends house while my ex was locked out and I walked by him sleeping in his car this am
Woah don't start going all boyfriend on me now, you're here for one thing and one thing only and that's sex, hot shameless sex.
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