the nicest thing hes ever said to me is give me head.......please
I can't go out tonight. I feel like I'm starting to party as much as Farrah on Teen Mom.
Whatever. It was high school. Back then I'd blow anyone who had enough room between their chest and their steering wheel for my head to fit.
his dick makes me think maybe a monogamous relationship forever is possible.
just peed on the 7/11 floor and casually left. Omg so drunk
planned ethnic drinking holidays while bored at work thru next may. I don't suppose you have any scots or russian in you?
Hahaahaah I keep finding little notes you left me on my physics notes... "TOO HIGH FOR BIRDS"
Mango bong: no go. Guava bong: sweet flaming buddha it was delicious. I shall teach you the ways of tropical fruit trees.
Was it high me or sober me who put those Jolly Rancher sticks in the freezer? I'd be soooo impressed if it was high me.
I'll give you $10 to get a dick pic with a gecko on it.
If by "Are you high?" u mean "Did you just pass out at Genghis Grill walking to your table and falceplant?" the answer is yes.
He sent me a recycled dick pic! He could at least use one without sunlight in it, considering it's 10pm
I don't know. I'm drunk and dressed as a pirate but ill do the math tomorrow morning.
I probably would do him if given the chance but how awkward would Bible study be after that.
Just watched someone fail a field sobriety test. Miserably. At 4:50p. I think it's my future husband
God bless him
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