The iPhone is ruining my ability to sex message. My 5-year-old cousin just picked up my phone at my grandmas birthday party and read "I wanna stand you up and fuck you from behind" to my entire extended family bc of popped up on my screen
have you ever wondered what it would feel like to stick those coneheads in your vaj
omg every time its on
it always starts out as a suggestion then three hours later I have cum in my eye.
Were not really friends so much as I suck his dick a lot
I love college. Only here at ten in the morning can you hear "Man, hot sauce on my pussy was my worst idea in a long time." while walking down the hall.
He said he had to make up a lie of why he couldnt sleep with her. It must really suck to have a sunburned dick.
You are very nonchalant about the high probability of us having an orgy.
Eh, I'm ok with this, this can work. We're the best kind of the worst people.
I will pre answer that I did not see it the fun way. He was peeing outside.
I can't stop drooling did you spike my drink?
And if it ever comes down to tax or healthcare benefits we can get married
That's the sweetest thing I've ever heard
i want to have his babies. i NEED to. shit i wont even ask for child support, he's that goodlooking.
Rome wasn't built in a day - my bedroom skills weren't obtained in some boring monogamous relationship. Same thing. Right?
Lol if he questions who I am I'm gonna send him a pic of his boxers
I love everything about him! His penis, his hair, his tattoos, his penis, his cat, his penis.
MANIFESTATION IS REAL AND IM GETTING LAID TONIGHT
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