I'm drive I can fine osifer
you threw up in someones recycling bin and left a note apologizing. how drunk do you think you were?!
It's amazing the difference a day and 2000 mg of antibiotic make. Nine days to go.
Hey on the reals though tomorrow if i take you out to lunch as just a friend will you also suck my cock as just a friend?
We just shotgunned beers for America
I woke up with no pants, someone elses shirt, but my new years crown still on. That is dedication.
The hypnotist is here. He has a black eye and smells like tequila.
Having my alarm go off at 3:30 makes me wanna rip my dick off and shove it through my eye socket
I blacked out for most of the day but apparently I still met with my prof. I made notes...
Found your counterpart from cali. Walked into the bar we were in with milk and a donut, ordered a beer and said anything his group wanted was on his tab....dangerous
It's seriously like a finger. But it's a cock. I don't know what to do. I feel like I fuck him to be polite.
I just want to eat my penis shaped food in front of you and see how you feel about it.
Is this really the life I've chosen for myself?
These rednecks don't fuck around. This party is completely BYOB and we now have 6 kegs, 3 of which have already been emptied.
I'm very disappointed that your kitten almost ate my weed cake...
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