Two girls are now jumping in the ocean naked at 10 PM...and I was just starting to hate Ocean City
better yet, through the bookshelves. like an intellectual glory hole
Don't take this the wrong way but I just mistook a trash can for you
Its so akward after he cums on my face. like usually the porn just ends
I was the one passing out cake at the bars
We're high and this subject came up and I'd like a female opinion: if you were a dude, what would you do if a girl tried to give you a foot job?
On the bad side I puked, but on the bright side I puked lettuce which was a new experiance
Life Goals: never under any circumstances, pee in an elevator again. No matter how drunk
Update: they told me I was twerking to twenty one pilots
dont you DARE use my tequila influenced words against me
Are you serious?! She sent a pizza instead of showing up?!
She did indeed. Papa Johns. It helped because I was super hangry. That bitch is smart!
So high that I just walked into class, late, sat down in my desk, and tried to buckle my seatbelt.
I would like to reiterate that I went to give lessons and ended up having a three way instead
I feel like the physical embodiment of the pot leaf eyes smiley face
I just learned that I could drop out of school and spend the rest of my savings on a giraffe are you free this weekend
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