i did the 'picked up item' thing from zelda when i jizzed on her face
so you're single again?
yea but it was worth it
Just heard "Kiss Me Though the Phone" for the first time. Amazed how it took Soulja Boy two songs to become a shitter version of Ja Rule.
The only ground rules are no one is allowed to come who will say "no, that's a bad idea" or "what if we get arrested?"
Okay, guy from work I want to fuck just told me he liked the font on my PowerPoint presentation. It is so on.
Make me proud, climb that corporate ladder.
I would be the drunk girl eating cake on the front steps alone.
i cannot be the only guy who has bought the every day with rachael ray magazine for use as porn
You know, you have a good excuse now if you have a poor performance. Just say "what do you expect? I took a paintball to the DICK!!"
hes duct taped to the wall and we're throwing eggs at him. i love thirsty thursday.
We were debating whether you had hooked up with him. I was right for the record.
Nothing better than going to Mass on Easter Sunday with "I love penis" henna tattooed across your back. Love your Indian culture.
He sent me a picture of his dick as a snake, I'd say things are going great.
tbh i just wanted to fuck a guy with forearm tattoos but then he was so FORWARD about it
I just had sex with the Sheriff's Deputy. You should call me.
You know tonight's gonna be a good night when your already planning on sleeping in a trunk
It's not even noon yet and I just fucked my professor's son in the psych lab..it's gonna be a great day.
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